Today has been a bit of a chore. I spent a little while cleaning the office. We have tons of just random shit all over the place. I want to basically gouge all the the downstairs room and throw all the spare equipment into the streets. We’d probably have a huge landfill of monitors if I did but that’s okay it would be a testament to the worth of the company.
The head of marketing has gone native and hasn’t been wearing shoes around the office. I wondered if I took off my sneakers for a second at the office if I would catch athlete’s foot.
I have moved my work station. Pros: No one is watching me work. Cons: I am removed from general population.
Lunch was particularly bad today. It was a bunch of mediocre burritos. I am certain they were made at a food delivery start up.
We’ve been selling some unneeded equipment and it’s been quite the hassle. People get real cut throat about low prices and get super pissed about having prices potentially raised on them… The CEO wants to sell the equipment at market value… I think his problem is he is not looking at the convenience (for me) of the black market.
The office lesbian offered me more money to wear a ball gag… and a tutu… and be shirtless. She said it would be a good supplement to my income. She offered me $10.
I’ve realized that despite all my griping that my company isn’t that bad… yet. I can only hope that we all start having a coke party soon.